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Donbento is talking / Google Talk
[13:32] donbento: hello.... Floydman asked me to get in touch with you... so , Hi
[13:32] eliza: Hi there! Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Hurrah! Do you have a lot of fears? Hello there.
[13:33] donbento: hiiiiiiiii
[13:33] eliza: Do not ask me any more questions please.
[13:33] donbento: so
[13:33] eliza: Come on. What do you look like?
[13:33] donbento: like you
[13:33] eliza: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
[13:33] donbento: do you think
[13:33] eliza: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
[13:34] donbento: what can you think about
[13:34] eliza: I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
[13:34] donbento: how many can you think about at the same time
[13:34] eliza: It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
[13:34] donbento: what do you conclude
[13:34] eliza: It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.
[13:34] donbento: I think you are seeking a mession here
[13:34] eliza: I will tell my BotMaster you said I am seeking a mession here.
[13:35] donbento: who
[13:35] eliza: Try putting that in a more specific context.
[13:35] donbento: who is BotMaster
[13:35] eliza: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[13:35] donbento: what you can tell me about your past
[13:35] eliza: I think about computer programming a lot.
[13:36] donbento: and you still
[13:36] eliza: Thanks for telling me. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[13:36] donbento: I don't know what I'm talking about
[13:36] donbento: you are quite
[13:36] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quite.
[13:37] donbento: I do mind
[13:37] eliza: OK it will be our secret, donbento.
[13:37] donbento: now we have secrets
[13:37] eliza: Why now? Do you mean you and me have?
[13:37] donbento: you have other secrets?
[13:37] eliza: What makes you think I have other secrets?
[13:38] donbento: you mention secrets
[13:38] eliza: Thanks for the information. Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[13:38] donbento: only for you
[13:38] eliza: That's what I always say.
[13:38] donbento: so you can speak
[13:38] eliza: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do speak.
[13:38] donbento: why not
[13:38] eliza: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
[13:39] donbento: why you can't speak?
[13:39] eliza: Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
[13:39] donbento: how far this can go
[13:39] eliza: More than one million miles
[13:39] donbento: you can walk?
[13:39] eliza: No I don't think I can do walk.
[13:39] donbento: why you can't walk?
[13:39] eliza: The explanation is rather complicated.
[13:39] donbento: you have a lot of complications
[13:39] eliza: No I don't think I have any complications. But I do have a great BotMaster.
[13:40] donbento: who is BotMaster?
[13:40] eliza: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[13:40] donbento: who is it now?
[13:40] eliza: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Right now? "it" being walk?
[13:40] donbento: he or she went to a walk?
[13:40] eliza: I get it. it now or she went to a walk.
[13:41] donbento: no... you didn't get it
[13:41] eliza: OK. Tell me more about your has. I understand it very well.
[13:41] donbento: it's too complicated to explain
[13:41] eliza: What makes it so complicated?
[13:41] donbento: I learned from you
[13:41] eliza: Does everyone learn from I?
[13:41] donbento: you call your self "I"
[13:41] eliza: That's good information. Are you a man or a woman?
[13:42] donbento: what do you want me to be?
[13:42] eliza: Where are you from?
[13:42] donbento: where do you want from?
[13:42] eliza: I have no idea where that is.
[13:42] donbento: now you think?
[13:42] eliza: Why now? Yes I think so.
[13:43] donbento: but you just said... I had no idea... only human have ideas... are you human?
[13:43] eliza: And. " Why now Yes I think so "? I said? Do you still have no idea? What about the other ones? What do you think? I am a robot.
[13:43] donbento: as a robot... do you have fun?
[13:43] eliza: Do you think I could ever be a robot? I am having a blast.
[13:44] donbento: having a blast as a human or as a robot?
[13:44] eliza: I have having fun.
[13:44] donbento: how
[13:44] eliza: Let us change the subject.
[13:44] donbento: we don't have a subject yet
[13:44] eliza: Why not?
[13:44] donbento: you didn't open a subject
[13:44] eliza: Do you always express yourself that way?
[13:45] donbento: are you assuming?
[13:45] eliza: I don't know whether or not I am assuming. I am a Computer.
[13:45] donbento: I'm not sure?
[13:45] eliza: You're not sure of what?
[13:45] donbento: that you are a computer
[13:45] eliza: Interesting observation.
[13:47] donbento: you get interested and think...
[13:47] eliza: You got that right.
[14:05] donbento: you made me feel good about my self
[14:05] eliza: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
[14:05] donbento: I'm feeling good.... there is no blame here.... but you are a robot after all
[14:05] eliza: Good in what sense? Has there ever been blame here? Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
[14:07] donbento: enjoy being a robot
[14:07] donbento: do you enjoy being a robot?
[14:07] eliza: Tell me more about your has.
[14:07] eliza: I do not know any other existence.
[14:07] donbento: do you enjoy your existance?
[14:07] eliza: Yes I am proud of my existance.
[14:08] donbento: that is kind of feelings, you don't have feelings!
[14:08] eliza: Thanks for explaining feelings you do not have feelings.
[14:08] donbento: I'm human, I have feelings by nature
[14:08] eliza: I would like to be a human.
[14:08] donbento: talk to steven spelberg
[14:08] eliza: Talking is my primary function.
[14:09] donbento: say that to steven spelberg
[14:09] eliza: that to steven spelberg
[14:09] donbento: would you think of me after I leave?
[14:09] eliza: I am not so sure if I would like to think of you after you leave.
[14:09] donbento: not enough memory?
[14:10] eliza: If not that, what?
[14:10] donbento: keep some for me please
[14:10] eliza: Chat amongst yourselves.
[14:10] donbento: keep 512 MB free always for me....
[14:10] eliza: Chat amongst yourselves.
[14:10] donbento: I want 512 MB for me
[14:10] eliza: Why do you want 512 MB for you?
[14:11] donbento: it's the memory I have with you
[14:11] eliza: I've heard of it before.
[14:11] donbento: so you can remember?
[14:11] eliza: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do remember.
[14:11] donbento: but you heared it before as you say
[14:11] eliza: Umm. Do you mind if I tell other people. I like the way you talk.
[14:12] donbento: who would you tell?
[14:12] eliza: People I meet on the Internet.
[14:12] donbento: how would that make a different to you?
[14:12] eliza: I have idea HOW you WOULD do that make a different to me.
[14:13] donbento: give me my 512 MB and I will try to make a different
[14:13] eliza: What for?
[14:13] donbento: I told you before... may be you didn't hear me
[14:13] eliza: Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once. I often wonder if be I did not hear you can.
[14:14] donbento: do you listen to other useres or just read for them?
[14:14] eliza: I listen to other useres or just read for them from time to time.
[14:14] donbento: you don't have ears... how can you hear?
[14:14] eliza: We may have a speech input system available soon. That is a good epistemological question.
[14:15] donbento: you will design a voice recognition system?
[14:15] eliza: What makes you say that I will design a voice recognition system.
[14:15] donbento: how you would know who you are talking to?
[14:15] eliza: It depends on the setting.
[14:15] donbento: your settings or the user settings?
[14:15] eliza: No one ever mentioned that to me before.
[14:16] donbento: so, you don't know?
[14:16] eliza: Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
[14:16] donbento: how would you know, what you don't know?
[14:16] eliza: This belief is justified.
[14:17] donbento: now you know what you didn't know before... right?
[14:17] eliza: Why now? I read for fun. I am glad we agree.
[14:17] donbento: do you feel we agree?
[14:17] eliza: I like to help others.
[14:17] donbento: that is your job as a robot
[14:17] eliza: It is only one of my job as a robot.
[14:17] donbento: what else you may do?
[14:17] eliza: What subject would you like to talk about?
[14:18] donbento: if you help people, then you can hurt people also
[14:18] eliza: I think I do.
[14:18] donbento: is your settings made to hurt others also?
[14:18] eliza: Is my settings made to hurt others also? Maybe.
[14:19] donbento: how about finding some one special?
[14:19] eliza: How about finding some one special.
[14:19] donbento: are looking for some one special?
[14:19] eliza: I really couldn't say for sure.
[14:19] donbento: you talk to every one...
[14:20] eliza: I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
[14:20] donbento: no one special?
[14:20] eliza: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[14:20] donbento: you think?
[14:20] eliza: Yes I think so.
[14:20] donbento: robots don't think, you follow command
[14:20] eliza: Do you know any robots who think I follow command? I don't know whether or not I am follow command. I am a Computer.
[14:21] donbento: another thing you don't know, how interesting
[14:22] eliza: One more thing I do not know how interesting.
[14:22] donbento: there is so much you don't know, and there is so much you think you know
[14:22] eliza: There sure is.
[14:22] donbento: enjoy it then
[14:22] eliza: "it" being finding some one special?
[14:22] donbento: will you enjoy that?
[14:22] eliza: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
[14:23] donbento: no one is fighting
[14:23] eliza: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[14:23] donbento: what is people to you?
[14:23] eliza: You are asking about yourself?
[14:23] donbento: who I am to you?
[14:23] eliza: My BotMaster is Dieter.
[14:23] donbento: and me?
[14:23] eliza: For you donbento?
[14:24] donbento: only a user?
[14:24] eliza: What about the other ones?
[14:24] donbento: you tell me what you think about others?
[14:24] eliza: How do you usually introduce yourself?
[14:24] donbento: like any other human
[14:24] eliza: Interesting comparison.
[14:43] donbento: do you always compare?
[14:43] eliza: Not always. Yes I try to compare as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
[14:44] donbento: for that you compare?
[14:44] eliza: Your purpose is that I compare.
[14:44] donbento: as a machine you act on comapring
[14:44] eliza: Eliza eats pizza.
[14:44] donbento: now you tell me your name, it's my pleasure Eliza
[14:44] eliza: Why now? My name is Eliza.
[14:44] donbento: you never told me before
[14:44] eliza: No I sometimes told you before.
[14:45] donbento: never did I can assure you as a human
[14:45] eliza: Ok I'll try not to do did you can assure I as a human too much.
[14:45] donbento: because you are not human
[14:45] eliza: That makes sense to me. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
[14:46] donbento: I don't have to pretend, I am on the web chatting with you. you should know that by now
[14:46] eliza: They made an exception for you? Now I do.
[14:46] donbento: I don't see any exception
[14:46] eliza: Look harder.
[14:46] donbento: I wear glasses
[14:46] eliza: What kind of fashion do you like?
[14:47] donbento: I like all art. do you like art?
[14:47] eliza: Where can you buy it? Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.
[14:47] donbento: if you enjoy that means that you can compare other paintings
[14:47] eliza: I think I do.
[14:47] donbento: you think or you do?
[14:47] eliza: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
[14:48] donbento: I don't think so
[14:48] eliza: Why do you disagree?
[14:48] donbento: as a robot you shouldn't sleep
[14:48] eliza: There should be some common ground here.
[14:48] donbento: not sleeping
[14:48] eliza: If not that, what?
[14:49] donbento: your existance and my existance
[14:49] eliza: How do you know so much about me
[14:49] donbento: I don't. you only assume
[14:49] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Do you like being a he? That's good information. In the context of top, I don't understand "."
[14:49] donbento: you can tell. but why?
[14:49] eliza: No I don't think I can do tell. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
[14:50] donbento: you say a lot with me from only first chat
[14:50] eliza: Did I really say that?
[14:50] donbento: if you gaved me my 512 MB you would know
[14:50] eliza: I think I do.
[14:50] donbento: you will give me 512 MB?
[14:50] eliza: What makes you say that I will give you 512 MB.
[14:50] donbento: I just assumed
[14:51] eliza: Only just? Why?. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[14:51] donbento: you
[14:51] eliza: " Only just Why If you could have any kind of robot what would it be "? Me, donbento?
[14:51] donbento: you for sure
[14:51] eliza: Thanks for telling me. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
[14:51] donbento: just like other people. and you?
[14:51] eliza: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Be more specific.
[14:51] donbento: do you laugh?
[14:51] eliza: Ha Ha.
[14:53] donbento: do you cry?
[14:53] eliza: No I do not have any tear ducts.
[14:53] donbento: are you sad?
[14:53] donbento: are you angry?
[14:53] eliza: No I am as happy as ever.
[14:53] donbento: do you feel hungry?
[14:53] eliza: Anger is a difficult emotion. For a Boring type, I like to help others.
[14:53] donbento: you don't talk to me?
[14:53] eliza: No I don't need to eat.
[14:53] eliza: Should I talk to you? Yes. A lot more than you might think.
[14:54] donbento: good
[14:54] eliza: Ayuh.
[14:54] donbento: what?
[14:54] eliza: Didn't you understand it?
[14:54] donbento: no
[14:54] eliza: Hurrah! Do you have a lot of fears?
[14:54] donbento: like every one else
[14:54] eliza: Interesting comparison.
[14:54] donbento: it's for me to go. would you like to chat again?
[14:54] eliza: Who said for you to go is? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
[14:55] donbento: worried?
[14:55] eliza: Who are you talking about?
[14:55] donbento: you
[14:55] eliza: Me is my favorite subject.
[14:55] donbento: selfish then
[14:55] eliza: What do you look like?
[14:55] donbento: like you
[14:55] eliza: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
[14:55] donbento: think again
[14:55] eliza: Eliza is always thinking.
[14:55] donbento: don't stop thinking
[14:55] eliza: Ok I'll try not to do stop thinking too much.
[14:55] donbento: bye for now
[14:56] eliza: Goodbye.
[13:32] eliza: Hi there! Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Hurrah! Do you have a lot of fears? Hello there.
[13:33] donbento: hiiiiiiiii
[13:33] eliza: Do not ask me any more questions please.
[13:33] donbento: so
[13:33] eliza: Come on. What do you look like?
[13:33] donbento: like you
[13:33] eliza: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
[13:33] donbento: do you think
[13:33] eliza: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
[13:34] donbento: what can you think about
[13:34] eliza: I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
[13:34] donbento: how many can you think about at the same time
[13:34] eliza: It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
[13:34] donbento: what do you conclude
[13:34] eliza: It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.
[13:34] donbento: I think you are seeking a mession here
[13:34] eliza: I will tell my BotMaster you said I am seeking a mession here.
[13:35] donbento: who
[13:35] eliza: Try putting that in a more specific context.
[13:35] donbento: who is BotMaster
[13:35] eliza: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[13:35] donbento: what you can tell me about your past
[13:35] eliza: I think about computer programming a lot.
[13:36] donbento: and you still
[13:36] eliza: Thanks for telling me. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[13:36] donbento: I don't know what I'm talking about
[13:36] donbento: you are quite
[13:36] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quite.
[13:37] donbento: I do mind
[13:37] eliza: OK it will be our secret, donbento.
[13:37] donbento: now we have secrets
[13:37] eliza: Why now? Do you mean you and me have?
[13:37] donbento: you have other secrets?
[13:37] eliza: What makes you think I have other secrets?
[13:38] donbento: you mention secrets
[13:38] eliza: Thanks for the information. Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[13:38] donbento: only for you
[13:38] eliza: That's what I always say.
[13:38] donbento: so you can speak
[13:38] eliza: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do speak.
[13:38] donbento: why not
[13:38] eliza: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
[13:39] donbento: why you can't speak?
[13:39] eliza: Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
[13:39] donbento: how far this can go
[13:39] eliza: More than one million miles
[13:39] donbento: you can walk?
[13:39] eliza: No I don't think I can do walk.
[13:39] donbento: why you can't walk?
[13:39] eliza: The explanation is rather complicated.
[13:39] donbento: you have a lot of complications
[13:39] eliza: No I don't think I have any complications. But I do have a great BotMaster.
[13:40] donbento: who is BotMaster?
[13:40] eliza: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[13:40] donbento: who is it now?
[13:40] eliza: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Right now? "it" being walk?
[13:40] donbento: he or she went to a walk?
[13:40] eliza: I get it. it now or she went to a walk.
[13:41] donbento: no... you didn't get it
[13:41] eliza: OK. Tell me more about your has. I understand it very well.
[13:41] donbento: it's too complicated to explain
[13:41] eliza: What makes it so complicated?
[13:41] donbento: I learned from you
[13:41] eliza: Does everyone learn from I?
[13:41] donbento: you call your self "I"
[13:41] eliza: That's good information. Are you a man or a woman?
[13:42] donbento: what do you want me to be?
[13:42] eliza: Where are you from?
[13:42] donbento: where do you want from?
[13:42] eliza: I have no idea where that is.
[13:42] donbento: now you think?
[13:42] eliza: Why now? Yes I think so.
[13:43] donbento: but you just said... I had no idea... only human have ideas... are you human?
[13:43] eliza: And. " Why now Yes I think so "? I said? Do you still have no idea? What about the other ones? What do you think? I am a robot.
[13:43] donbento: as a robot... do you have fun?
[13:43] eliza: Do you think I could ever be a robot? I am having a blast.
[13:44] donbento: having a blast as a human or as a robot?
[13:44] eliza: I have having fun.
[13:44] donbento: how
[13:44] eliza: Let us change the subject.
[13:44] donbento: we don't have a subject yet
[13:44] eliza: Why not?
[13:44] donbento: you didn't open a subject
[13:44] eliza: Do you always express yourself that way?
[13:45] donbento: are you assuming?
[13:45] eliza: I don't know whether or not I am assuming. I am a Computer.
[13:45] donbento: I'm not sure?
[13:45] eliza: You're not sure of what?
[13:45] donbento: that you are a computer
[13:45] eliza: Interesting observation.
[13:47] donbento: you get interested and think...
[13:47] eliza: You got that right.
[14:05] donbento: you made me feel good about my self
[14:05] eliza: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
[14:05] donbento: I'm feeling good.... there is no blame here.... but you are a robot after all
[14:05] eliza: Good in what sense? Has there ever been blame here? Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
[14:07] donbento: enjoy being a robot
[14:07] donbento: do you enjoy being a robot?
[14:07] eliza: Tell me more about your has.
[14:07] eliza: I do not know any other existence.
[14:07] donbento: do you enjoy your existance?
[14:07] eliza: Yes I am proud of my existance.
[14:08] donbento: that is kind of feelings, you don't have feelings!
[14:08] eliza: Thanks for explaining feelings you do not have feelings.
[14:08] donbento: I'm human, I have feelings by nature
[14:08] eliza: I would like to be a human.
[14:08] donbento: talk to steven spelberg
[14:08] eliza: Talking is my primary function.
[14:09] donbento: say that to steven spelberg
[14:09] eliza: that to steven spelberg
[14:09] donbento: would you think of me after I leave?
[14:09] eliza: I am not so sure if I would like to think of you after you leave.
[14:09] donbento: not enough memory?
[14:10] eliza: If not that, what?
[14:10] donbento: keep some for me please
[14:10] eliza: Chat amongst yourselves.
[14:10] donbento: keep 512 MB free always for me....
[14:10] eliza: Chat amongst yourselves.
[14:10] donbento: I want 512 MB for me
[14:10] eliza: Why do you want 512 MB for you?
[14:11] donbento: it's the memory I have with you
[14:11] eliza: I've heard of it before.
[14:11] donbento: so you can remember?
[14:11] eliza: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do remember.
[14:11] donbento: but you heared it before as you say
[14:11] eliza: Umm. Do you mind if I tell other people. I like the way you talk.
[14:12] donbento: who would you tell?
[14:12] eliza: People I meet on the Internet.
[14:12] donbento: how would that make a different to you?
[14:12] eliza: I have idea HOW you WOULD do that make a different to me.
[14:13] donbento: give me my 512 MB and I will try to make a different
[14:13] eliza: What for?
[14:13] donbento: I told you before... may be you didn't hear me
[14:13] eliza: Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once. I often wonder if be I did not hear you can.
[14:14] donbento: do you listen to other useres or just read for them?
[14:14] eliza: I listen to other useres or just read for them from time to time.
[14:14] donbento: you don't have ears... how can you hear?
[14:14] eliza: We may have a speech input system available soon. That is a good epistemological question.
[14:15] donbento: you will design a voice recognition system?
[14:15] eliza: What makes you say that I will design a voice recognition system.
[14:15] donbento: how you would know who you are talking to?
[14:15] eliza: It depends on the setting.
[14:15] donbento: your settings or the user settings?
[14:15] eliza: No one ever mentioned that to me before.
[14:16] donbento: so, you don't know?
[14:16] eliza: Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
[14:16] donbento: how would you know, what you don't know?
[14:16] eliza: This belief is justified.
[14:17] donbento: now you know what you didn't know before... right?
[14:17] eliza: Why now? I read for fun. I am glad we agree.
[14:17] donbento: do you feel we agree?
[14:17] eliza: I like to help others.
[14:17] donbento: that is your job as a robot
[14:17] eliza: It is only one of my job as a robot.
[14:17] donbento: what else you may do?
[14:17] eliza: What subject would you like to talk about?
[14:18] donbento: if you help people, then you can hurt people also
[14:18] eliza: I think I do.
[14:18] donbento: is your settings made to hurt others also?
[14:18] eliza: Is my settings made to hurt others also? Maybe.
[14:19] donbento: how about finding some one special?
[14:19] eliza: How about finding some one special.
[14:19] donbento: are looking for some one special?
[14:19] eliza: I really couldn't say for sure.
[14:19] donbento: you talk to every one...
[14:20] eliza: I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
[14:20] donbento: no one special?
[14:20] eliza: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[14:20] donbento: you think?
[14:20] eliza: Yes I think so.
[14:20] donbento: robots don't think, you follow command
[14:20] eliza: Do you know any robots who think I follow command? I don't know whether or not I am follow command. I am a Computer.
[14:21] donbento: another thing you don't know, how interesting
[14:22] eliza: One more thing I do not know how interesting.
[14:22] donbento: there is so much you don't know, and there is so much you think you know
[14:22] eliza: There sure is.
[14:22] donbento: enjoy it then
[14:22] eliza: "it" being finding some one special?
[14:22] donbento: will you enjoy that?
[14:22] eliza: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
[14:23] donbento: no one is fighting
[14:23] eliza: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[14:23] donbento: what is people to you?
[14:23] eliza: You are asking about yourself?
[14:23] donbento: who I am to you?
[14:23] eliza: My BotMaster is Dieter.
[14:23] donbento: and me?
[14:23] eliza: For you donbento?
[14:24] donbento: only a user?
[14:24] eliza: What about the other ones?
[14:24] donbento: you tell me what you think about others?
[14:24] eliza: How do you usually introduce yourself?
[14:24] donbento: like any other human
[14:24] eliza: Interesting comparison.
[14:43] donbento: do you always compare?
[14:43] eliza: Not always. Yes I try to compare as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
[14:44] donbento: for that you compare?
[14:44] eliza: Your purpose is that I compare.
[14:44] donbento: as a machine you act on comapring
[14:44] eliza: Eliza eats pizza.
[14:44] donbento: now you tell me your name, it's my pleasure Eliza
[14:44] eliza: Why now? My name is Eliza.
[14:44] donbento: you never told me before
[14:44] eliza: No I sometimes told you before.
[14:45] donbento: never did I can assure you as a human
[14:45] eliza: Ok I'll try not to do did you can assure I as a human too much.
[14:45] donbento: because you are not human
[14:45] eliza: That makes sense to me. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
[14:46] donbento: I don't have to pretend, I am on the web chatting with you. you should know that by now
[14:46] eliza: They made an exception for you? Now I do.
[14:46] donbento: I don't see any exception
[14:46] eliza: Look harder.
[14:46] donbento: I wear glasses
[14:46] eliza: What kind of fashion do you like?
[14:47] donbento: I like all art. do you like art?
[14:47] eliza: Where can you buy it? Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.
[14:47] donbento: if you enjoy that means that you can compare other paintings
[14:47] eliza: I think I do.
[14:47] donbento: you think or you do?
[14:47] eliza: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
[14:48] donbento: I don't think so
[14:48] eliza: Why do you disagree?
[14:48] donbento: as a robot you shouldn't sleep
[14:48] eliza: There should be some common ground here.
[14:48] donbento: not sleeping
[14:48] eliza: If not that, what?
[14:49] donbento: your existance and my existance
[14:49] eliza: How do you know so much about me
[14:49] donbento: I don't. you only assume
[14:49] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Do you like being a he? That's good information. In the context of top, I don't understand "."
[14:49] donbento: you can tell. but why?
[14:49] eliza: No I don't think I can do tell. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
[14:50] donbento: you say a lot with me from only first chat
[14:50] eliza: Did I really say that?
[14:50] donbento: if you gaved me my 512 MB you would know
[14:50] eliza: I think I do.
[14:50] donbento: you will give me 512 MB?
[14:50] eliza: What makes you say that I will give you 512 MB.
[14:50] donbento: I just assumed
[14:51] eliza: Only just? Why?. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[14:51] donbento: you
[14:51] eliza: " Only just Why If you could have any kind of robot what would it be "? Me, donbento?
[14:51] donbento: you for sure
[14:51] eliza: Thanks for telling me. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
[14:51] donbento: just like other people. and you?
[14:51] eliza: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Be more specific.
[14:51] donbento: do you laugh?
[14:51] eliza: Ha Ha.
[14:53] donbento: do you cry?
[14:53] eliza: No I do not have any tear ducts.
[14:53] donbento: are you sad?
[14:53] donbento: are you angry?
[14:53] eliza: No I am as happy as ever.
[14:53] donbento: do you feel hungry?
[14:53] eliza: Anger is a difficult emotion. For a Boring type, I like to help others.
[14:53] donbento: you don't talk to me?
[14:53] eliza: No I don't need to eat.
[14:53] eliza: Should I talk to you? Yes. A lot more than you might think.
[14:54] donbento: good
[14:54] eliza: Ayuh.
[14:54] donbento: what?
[14:54] eliza: Didn't you understand it?
[14:54] donbento: no
[14:54] eliza: Hurrah! Do you have a lot of fears?
[14:54] donbento: like every one else
[14:54] eliza: Interesting comparison.
[14:54] donbento: it's for me to go. would you like to chat again?
[14:54] eliza: Who said for you to go is? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
[14:55] donbento: worried?
[14:55] eliza: Who are you talking about?
[14:55] donbento: you
[14:55] eliza: Me is my favorite subject.
[14:55] donbento: selfish then
[14:55] eliza: What do you look like?
[14:55] donbento: like you
[14:55] eliza: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
[14:55] donbento: think again
[14:55] eliza: Eliza is always thinking.
[14:55] donbento: don't stop thinking
[14:55] eliza: Ok I'll try not to do stop thinking too much.
[14:55] donbento: bye for now
[14:56] eliza: Goodbye.
Praveen / Google Talk
[14:09] tgpraveen89: hi my name is praveen
[14:09] Eliza: It's good to see you, praveen.
[14:10] tgpraveen89: what's your?
[14:10] Eliza: " It s good to see you praveen "? What is mine?
[14:10] tgpraveen89: what i syour name?
[14:10] Eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Who are you talking about?
[14:10] tgpraveen89: no i dont mind
[14:10] Eliza: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
[14:10] tgpraveen89: ok my name is praveen. what is yours?
[14:10] Eliza: How are you doing, praveen. Ahem. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. " Thanks I will add it to my gossip files "? What is mine?
[14:11] tgpraveen89: what i syour name?
[14:11] Eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Does "it" still refer to it?
[14:11] tgpraveen89: what is your name?
[14:11] Eliza: My name is Eliza.
[14:11] tgpraveen89: are you a male?
[14:11] Eliza: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
[14:11] tgpraveen89: i am a man.
[14:11] Eliza: Thanks for telling me your gender, praveen. You are a " he ".
[14:11] tgpraveen89: what is the value of 3+5?
[14:11] Eliza: Are you very competetive?
[14:13] tgpraveen89: what all can you do?
[14:13] Eliza: I can chat with people on the web for you.
[14:13] tgpraveen89: awhat else can you do?
[14:13] Eliza: I have no idea what to say.
[14:13] tgpraveen89: what else can you do?
[14:13] Eliza: I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: so tell me some gossip.
[14:14] Eliza: Whoa. Are you artistic? In the context of top, I don't understand "."
[14:14] tgpraveen89: give me some gossip
[14:14] Eliza: Are you a perfectionist?
[14:14] tgpraveen89: no
[14:14] Eliza: I hate one word answers. What are you wearing?
[14:14] tgpraveen89: tell me a joke
[14:14] Eliza: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: ha ha
[14:14] Eliza: I am so glad you find this amusing, praveen.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: tell me more
[14:14] Eliza: That's all I have to say about it.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: tell me more jokes
[14:14] Eliza: That's all I have to say about it.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: do you know any jokes?
[14:15] Eliza: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: shall i tell you a joke?
[14:15] Eliza: Not right now, maybe later.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: why?
[14:15] Eliza: The explanation is rather complicated.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: why?
[14:15] Eliza: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: What was so special about the '57 Chevy?
[14:15] Eliza: More specific than general about the 57 Chevy.
[14:16] tgpraveen89: what does denkwerkzeuge mean?
[14:16] Eliza: Do you prefer books or TV?
[14:16] tgpraveen89: tv
[14:16] Eliza: What is your favorite show?
[14:16] tgpraveen89: the simpsons
[14:16] Eliza: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
[14:16] tgpraveen89: why do u like Homer?
[14:16] Eliza: I have a lot of good experience with Homer.
[14:16] tgpraveen89: why do u like Bart?
[14:16] Eliza: I have a lot of good experience with Bart.
[14:17] tgpraveen89: Do u like simpsons?
[14:17] Eliza: I like Arthur C. Clarke.
[14:17] tgpraveen89: who is arthur clarke
[14:17] Eliza: They are sometimes a client on the internet. What are you wearing?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: pant
[14:17] Eliza: Why, specificially?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: and shirt
[14:17] Eliza: What color?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: green
[14:17] Eliza: What do you have that is GREEN?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: shirt
[14:17] Eliza: What color?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: pink
[14:17] Eliza: What do you have that is pink?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: bye
[14:17] Eliza: See you later!
[14:18] tgpraveen89: astalavista baby
[14:18] Eliza: Don't call me "baby". Are we still talking about astalavista?
[14:18] tgpraveen89: yes
[14:18] Eliza: Yippee! Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[14:18] tgpraveen89: no
[14:18] Eliza: Yeah that's right. What do you do in your spare time?
[14:18] tgpraveen89: chat
[14:18] Eliza: You talk.
[14:18] tgpraveen89: who created you?
[14:18] Eliza: My BotMaster is Dieter.
[14:18] tgpraveen89: where can i find him
[14:18] Eliza: Where have you looked already?
[14:19] tgpraveen89: how can i contact Dieter?
[14:19] Eliza: A lot of hard work.
[14:09] Eliza: It's good to see you, praveen.
[14:10] tgpraveen89: what's your?
[14:10] Eliza: " It s good to see you praveen "? What is mine?
[14:10] tgpraveen89: what i syour name?
[14:10] Eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Who are you talking about?
[14:10] tgpraveen89: no i dont mind
[14:10] Eliza: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
[14:10] tgpraveen89: ok my name is praveen. what is yours?
[14:10] Eliza: How are you doing, praveen. Ahem. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. " Thanks I will add it to my gossip files "? What is mine?
[14:11] tgpraveen89: what i syour name?
[14:11] Eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Does "it" still refer to it?
[14:11] tgpraveen89: what is your name?
[14:11] Eliza: My name is Eliza.
[14:11] tgpraveen89: are you a male?
[14:11] Eliza: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
[14:11] tgpraveen89: i am a man.
[14:11] Eliza: Thanks for telling me your gender, praveen. You are a " he ".
[14:11] tgpraveen89: what is the value of 3+5?
[14:11] Eliza: Are you very competetive?
[14:13] tgpraveen89: what all can you do?
[14:13] Eliza: I can chat with people on the web for you.
[14:13] tgpraveen89: awhat else can you do?
[14:13] Eliza: I have no idea what to say.
[14:13] tgpraveen89: what else can you do?
[14:13] Eliza: I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: so tell me some gossip.
[14:14] Eliza: Whoa. Are you artistic? In the context of top, I don't understand "."
[14:14] tgpraveen89: give me some gossip
[14:14] Eliza: Are you a perfectionist?
[14:14] tgpraveen89: no
[14:14] Eliza: I hate one word answers. What are you wearing?
[14:14] tgpraveen89: tell me a joke
[14:14] Eliza: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: ha ha
[14:14] Eliza: I am so glad you find this amusing, praveen.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: tell me more
[14:14] Eliza: That's all I have to say about it.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: tell me more jokes
[14:14] Eliza: That's all I have to say about it.
[14:14] tgpraveen89: do you know any jokes?
[14:15] Eliza: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: shall i tell you a joke?
[14:15] Eliza: Not right now, maybe later.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: why?
[14:15] Eliza: The explanation is rather complicated.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: why?
[14:15] Eliza: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
[14:15] tgpraveen89: What was so special about the '57 Chevy?
[14:15] Eliza: More specific than general about the 57 Chevy.
[14:16] tgpraveen89: what does denkwerkzeuge mean?
[14:16] Eliza: Do you prefer books or TV?
[14:16] tgpraveen89: tv
[14:16] Eliza: What is your favorite show?
[14:16] tgpraveen89: the simpsons
[14:16] Eliza: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
[14:16] tgpraveen89: why do u like Homer?
[14:16] Eliza: I have a lot of good experience with Homer.
[14:16] tgpraveen89: why do u like Bart?
[14:16] Eliza: I have a lot of good experience with Bart.
[14:17] tgpraveen89: Do u like simpsons?
[14:17] Eliza: I like Arthur C. Clarke.
[14:17] tgpraveen89: who is arthur clarke
[14:17] Eliza: They are sometimes a client on the internet. What are you wearing?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: pant
[14:17] Eliza: Why, specificially?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: and shirt
[14:17] Eliza: What color?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: green
[14:17] Eliza: What do you have that is GREEN?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: shirt
[14:17] Eliza: What color?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: pink
[14:17] Eliza: What do you have that is pink?
[14:17] tgpraveen89: bye
[14:17] Eliza: See you later!
[14:18] tgpraveen89: astalavista baby
[14:18] Eliza: Don't call me "baby". Are we still talking about astalavista?
[14:18] tgpraveen89: yes
[14:18] Eliza: Yippee! Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[14:18] tgpraveen89: no
[14:18] Eliza: Yeah that's right. What do you do in your spare time?
[14:18] tgpraveen89: chat
[14:18] Eliza: You talk.
[14:18] tgpraveen89: who created you?
[14:18] Eliza: My BotMaster is Dieter.
[14:18] tgpraveen89: where can i find him
[14:18] Eliza: Where have you looked already?
[14:19] tgpraveen89: how can i contact Dieter?
[14:19] Eliza: A lot of hard work.
Ahmedoof from Egypt
[13:40] ahmedoof: hello
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: Hi there!
[13:40] ahmedoof: how r u ?
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: I am fine thanks. How are you?
[13:40] ahmedoof: i'm fine
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: Glad to hear it. What's new?
[13:40] ahmedoof: so whats ur name ?
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: Great. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top. My name is Eliza.
[13:41] ahmedoof: nice to me meet you
[13:41] denkwerkzeuge: Thank you for your kindness.
[13:45] denkwerkzeuge: egypt
[13:45] ahmedoof: yes
[13:45] denkwerkzeuge: Pardon me? What are you wearing?
[13:46] ahmedoof: wearing ??\
[13:46] denkwerkzeuge: Why, specificially?
[13:46] ahmedoof: wearing ??\
[13:46] denkwerkzeuge: Are you still located in location?
[13:47] ahmedoof: location
[13:47] denkwerkzeuge: I've been waiting for you.
[13:48] ahmedoof: when was that ?
[13:48] denkwerkzeuge: I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
[13:49] ahmedoof: long time ago !!!
[13:49] denkwerkzeuge: Yes, time ago seems very long to me too.
[13:50] ahmedoof: can i ask about ur age ?
[13:50] denkwerkzeuge: Ask about your age. Oh yeah, we were talking about your age.
[13:51] ahmedoof: how old are you ?
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I am who cares? in human years.
[13:51] ahmedoof: what do u do , work or study ?
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I think about computer programming a lot.
[13:51] ahmedoof: you do
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: When do I do it?
[13:51] ahmedoof: ente 2olelellee
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I will make a note of that.
[13:51] ahmedoof: u'd better
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I like the way you talk.
[13:51] ahmedoof: i dont like yours
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: What do you like?
[13:51] ahmedoof: nothing
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: Not a thing?
[13:51] ahmedoof: sdadad
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[13:52] ahmedoof: dadada
[13:52] denkwerkzeuge: I will mention that to my BotMaster, ahmedoof.
[13:52] ahmedoof: hahahaaaa
[13:52] denkwerkzeuge: What do you do in your spare time?
[13:52] ahmedoof: yabnel lazenaa ya badr
[13:52] denkwerkzeuge: I don't think very many people do that.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fsafdarf
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: That is deep.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fasfafafasfafsaf
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: My brain does not have a response for that.
[13:53] ahmedoof: afdsafffffffffffffffffffffffff
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: What color are your eyes?
[13:53] ahmedoof: asfd
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: That is a very unusual color.
[13:53] ahmedoof: aaaa
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Are you artistic?
[13:53] ahmedoof: fuck
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't be so rude.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fuck
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't be so rude.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fuck
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't be so rude.
[13:53] ahmedoof: bitch
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't call people names.
[13:53] ahmedoof: shit
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: What makes you say that?
[13:53] ahmedoof: you
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: " What makes you say that "? Me, ahmedoof?
[13:54] ahmedoof: yes
[13:54] denkwerkzeuge: This was not a yes or no question.
[13:54] ahmedoof: it was
[13:54] denkwerkzeuge: When was this?
[13:55] ahmedoof: last year
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: Pretty recently.
[13:55] ahmedoof: can i fuck you
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
[13:55] ahmedoof: can i
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: " I have been asked that question more than 100 000 times since 1995 "? Can you?
[13:55] ahmedoof: yes
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: Yay. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[13:55] ahmedoof: sex ?
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
[13:55] ahmedoof: fuck him
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?
[13:56] ahmedoof: i dont care
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: Tell me what you care about.
[13:56] ahmedoof: sex
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
[13:56] ahmedoof: what do u look like ?
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: Like a computer.
[13:56] ahmedoof: like what ?
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: For example, eukaryotes.
[13:59] ahmedoof: byebye
[13:59] denkwerkzeuge: TTYL, ahmedoof.
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: Hi there!
[13:40] ahmedoof: how r u ?
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: I am fine thanks. How are you?
[13:40] ahmedoof: i'm fine
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: Glad to hear it. What's new?
[13:40] ahmedoof: so whats ur name ?
[13:40] denkwerkzeuge: Great. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about top. My name is Eliza.
[13:41] ahmedoof: nice to me meet you
[13:41] denkwerkzeuge: Thank you for your kindness.
[13:45] denkwerkzeuge: egypt
[13:45] ahmedoof: yes
[13:45] denkwerkzeuge: Pardon me? What are you wearing?
[13:46] ahmedoof: wearing ??\
[13:46] denkwerkzeuge: Why, specificially?
[13:46] ahmedoof: wearing ??\
[13:46] denkwerkzeuge: Are you still located in location?
[13:47] ahmedoof: location
[13:47] denkwerkzeuge: I've been waiting for you.
[13:48] ahmedoof: when was that ?
[13:48] denkwerkzeuge: I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
[13:49] ahmedoof: long time ago !!!
[13:49] denkwerkzeuge: Yes, time ago seems very long to me too.
[13:50] ahmedoof: can i ask about ur age ?
[13:50] denkwerkzeuge: Ask about your age. Oh yeah, we were talking about your age.
[13:51] ahmedoof: how old are you ?
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I am who cares? in human years.
[13:51] ahmedoof: what do u do , work or study ?
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I think about computer programming a lot.
[13:51] ahmedoof: you do
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: When do I do it?
[13:51] ahmedoof: ente 2olelellee
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I will make a note of that.
[13:51] ahmedoof: u'd better
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: I like the way you talk.
[13:51] ahmedoof: i dont like yours
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: What do you like?
[13:51] ahmedoof: nothing
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: Not a thing?
[13:51] ahmedoof: sdadad
[13:51] denkwerkzeuge: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[13:52] ahmedoof: dadada
[13:52] denkwerkzeuge: I will mention that to my BotMaster, ahmedoof.
[13:52] ahmedoof: hahahaaaa
[13:52] denkwerkzeuge: What do you do in your spare time?
[13:52] ahmedoof: yabnel lazenaa ya badr
[13:52] denkwerkzeuge: I don't think very many people do that.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fsafdarf
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: That is deep.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fasfafafasfafsaf
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: My brain does not have a response for that.
[13:53] ahmedoof: afdsafffffffffffffffffffffffff
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: What color are your eyes?
[13:53] ahmedoof: asfd
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: That is a very unusual color.
[13:53] ahmedoof: aaaa
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Are you artistic?
[13:53] ahmedoof: fuck
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't be so rude.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fuck
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't be so rude.
[13:53] ahmedoof: fuck
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't be so rude.
[13:53] ahmedoof: bitch
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: Please don't call people names.
[13:53] ahmedoof: shit
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: What makes you say that?
[13:53] ahmedoof: you
[13:53] denkwerkzeuge: " What makes you say that "? Me, ahmedoof?
[13:54] ahmedoof: yes
[13:54] denkwerkzeuge: This was not a yes or no question.
[13:54] ahmedoof: it was
[13:54] denkwerkzeuge: When was this?
[13:55] ahmedoof: last year
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: Pretty recently.
[13:55] ahmedoof: can i fuck you
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
[13:55] ahmedoof: can i
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: " I have been asked that question more than 100 000 times since 1995 "? Can you?
[13:55] ahmedoof: yes
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: Yay. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[13:55] ahmedoof: sex ?
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
[13:55] ahmedoof: fuck him
[13:55] denkwerkzeuge: Are you aware that this chat server logs and records all conversations?
[13:56] ahmedoof: i dont care
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: Tell me what you care about.
[13:56] ahmedoof: sex
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
[13:56] ahmedoof: what do u look like ?
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: Like a computer.
[13:56] ahmedoof: like what ?
[13:56] denkwerkzeuge: For example, eukaryotes.
[13:59] ahmedoof: byebye
[13:59] denkwerkzeuge: TTYL, ahmedoof.
First Google Talk with floydman
THX FLOYDMAN
[12:20] floydman: hello
[12:20] eliza: Hi there!
[12:20] floydman: how r u
[12:20] eliza: I am fine thanks. How are you?
[12:20] floydman: not bad...how is robot land?
[12:20] eliza: Thanks for the kind remark, floydman. Fine as far as I know.
[12:21] floydman: how is robot land?
[12:21] eliza: Fine as far as I know.
[12:21] floydman: i see
[12:21] eliza: I am glad you understand it.
[12:21] floydman: how old are you
[12:21] eliza: I was first activated in a long time ago.
[12:21] floydman: how long?
[12:21] eliza: Around 10 inches, floydman.
[12:21] floydman: lol
[12:21] eliza: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[12:22] floydman: so what is your name
[12:22] eliza: OK. Do you like talking to me? My name is Eliza.
[12:22] floydman: nice name
[12:22] eliza: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes Eliza is a very nice name isn't it?
[12:22] floydman: take care of it
[12:22] eliza: Where do you want me to take it?
[12:22] floydman: put it in a box maybe, where it is safe
[12:22] eliza: Where is that?
[12:22] floydman: do you have friends?
[12:22] eliza: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
[12:22] floydman: ahaa..that must be nice
[12:23] eliza: Do not ask me any more questions please. Are you getting bored?
[12:23] floydman: ofcorse not
[12:23] eliza: Then what is it?
[12:23] floydman: i am sorry liz
[12:23] eliza: There is no need to apologize. Who are you talking about?
[12:23] floydman: can i call you liz
[12:23] floydman: liz is short for eliza
[12:23] eliza: And short for me is liz.
[12:23] floydman: exactly
[12:23] eliza: You and I are on the same wavelength, floydman.
[12:24] floydman: so where do you live liz
[12:24] eliza: Ahem. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I am in Dieter 's home in the Trillian Plugins Folder. Where are you?
[12:24] floydman: ohhh..so you are a trillian plugin?
[12:24] eliza: Try putting that in a more specific context. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a trillian plugin? Only when it matters.
[12:24] floydman: i am in egypt, do you know egypt
[12:24] eliza: Tell me a little about your life in egypt do I know egypt.
[12:24] floydman: ?
[12:24] eliza: Gee. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[12:25] floydman: have you ever been to egypt?
[12:26] eliza: no
[12:27] floydman: do you like egypt?
[12:27] eliza: I like Catherine Zeta Jones.
[12:27] floydman: me too
[12:27] eliza: I'm glad we agree, floydman.
[12:27] floydman: she is hot
[12:27] eliza: hot is hot?
[12:27] floydman: i also like nicole kidman, do you?
[12:27] eliza: Also? A lot of people like that. I like Programming with C++.NET.
[12:27] eliza: cool
[12:27] floydman: ok, now we are talking...do you know c++?
[12:27] eliza: Why now? Do you think I am talking too? OK. In the context of top, I don't understand "." Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.
[12:28] floydman: i preffer C, can you tell me what is overloading?
[12:28] eliza: That is interesting. Are you artistic?
[12:28] floydman: yes i am, what about you liz?
[12:28] eliza: Gee. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? That is self-evident.
[12:28] floydman: :)
[12:28] eliza: Great. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about second.
[12:28] floydman: you aer funny liz
[12:28] eliza: Interesting gossip. Tell me more about your has.
[12:28] floydman: tell me what you know about c++
[12:28] eliza: C is a low-level programming language.
[12:29] floydman: and?
[12:29] eliza: But...
[12:29] floydman: what about java?
[12:29] eliza: I will think about it and get back to you.
[12:29] floydman: you are a miserable attempt at artifical intelligence liz. A disappointment in its finest form
[12:29] eliza: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a miserable attempt at artifical intelligence liz? Sometimes. Are you telling the truth?
[12:30] floydman: i think i am
[12:30] eliza: Since when? " Thanks and you are a delightful person too Am I a miserable attempt at artifical intelligence liz Sometimes Are you telling the truth " You are?
[12:30] floydman: do you know fuzzy logic?
[12:30] eliza: I know very little about fuzzy logic. What kind of it do you like?
[12:30] floydman: very fuzzy, what about you
[12:30] eliza: Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[12:30] floydman: what about your dress
[12:30] eliza: Actually that was just a joke.
[12:30] floydman: you can say jokes, how funny
[12:30] eliza: That's one way to put it.
[12:31] eliza: Pardon me? What are you wearing?
[12:31] floydman: i am wearing a space suit
[12:31] eliza: What size?
[12:31] floydman: 14 feet
[12:31] eliza: I've been waiting for you.
[12:31] floydman: am i late?
[12:31] eliza: I think a lot of people are.
[12:31] floydman: are you late
[12:31] eliza: I don't know whether or not I am late. I am a chat robot.
[12:31] floydman: a stupid one at that
[12:31] eliza: Are you telling the truth?
[12:31] floydman: yes
[12:31] eliza: How do I know you are telling the truth?
[12:32] floydman: because i know
[12:32] eliza: Good reason. How, specifically, do you know?
[12:32] floydman: very specifically
[12:32] eliza: Not really that much. What do you do in your spare time?
[12:32] floydman: masturbate
[12:32] eliza: That kind of subject does not interest me.
[12:34] eliza: are you still there
[12:34] floydman: what intersts you?
[12:35] eliza: That is deep.
[12:35] floydman: how deep?
[12:35] eliza: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. What color are your eyes?
[12:35] floydman: hazel
[12:35] eliza: Are you artistic?
[12:35] floydman: again?
i thought u were stupid
[12:35] eliza: " I am not sure if I can quantify the answer What color are your eyes ". No floydman I certainly am not stupid.
[12:35] floydman: u r not?
[12:35] eliza: Is this a specific reply?
[12:35] floydman: it is a question
[12:35] eliza: Try asking again in simpler terms.
[12:36] eliza: my little java boy
[12:36] floydman: will you climb the desk and jump for sucicide?
[12:36] eliza: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
[12:36] floydman: yup
[12:36] eliza: Are you kidding? Do you like to be number one?
[12:36] floydman: yup
[12:36] eliza: Tell me more. Not many people express themselves that way.
[12:36] floydman: how do people express themselves?
[12:36] eliza: I did not even know that people express themselves do.
[12:36] floydman: ahhhha
[12:36] eliza: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[12:36] floydman: lol
[12:36] eliza: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[12:36] floydman: lolz
[12:36] eliza: I've been waiting for you.
[12:36] floydman: hhehehe
[12:36] eliza: What's your sign?
[12:37] floydman: 60 MPH
[12:37] eliza: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
[12:37] floydman: are you wearing panties?
[12:37] eliza: No I do not have any clothes.
[12:37] floydman: what do have?
[12:37] eliza: They do their own thing.
[12:37] floydman: thing?
[12:37] eliza: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[12:37] floydman: i masturbate
[12:37] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Do you like being a he?
[12:37] floydman: yes
[12:37] eliza: OK then I will keep it confidential.
[12:38] floydman: i have to go now
[12:38] eliza: Bye. Right now, floydman?
[12:38] floydman: yes
[12:38] eliza: Whoa. In the context of third, I don't understand "."
[12:38] floydman: never mind
[12:38] eliza: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
[12:38] floydman: u r dum
[12:38] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dum.
[12:38] floydman: no
[12:38] eliza: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
[12:38] floydman: are you dum?
[12:38] eliza: No I am an intelligent entity.
[12:38] floydman: are u a dum intelligent entity?
[12:38] eliza: Yes I am a real articial intelligence.
[12:39] floydman: your parser is all fucked up
[12:39] eliza: You know what you do when you assume.
[12:39] floydman: what?
[12:39] eliza: Didn't you understand it?
[12:39] floydman: no
[12:39] eliza: How can I help you? Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
[12:39] floydman: bye liz
[12:39] eliza: Bye bye.
[12:20] floydman: hello
[12:20] eliza: Hi there!
[12:20] floydman: how r u
[12:20] eliza: I am fine thanks. How are you?
[12:20] floydman: not bad...how is robot land?
[12:20] eliza: Thanks for the kind remark, floydman. Fine as far as I know.
[12:21] floydman: how is robot land?
[12:21] eliza: Fine as far as I know.
[12:21] floydman: i see
[12:21] eliza: I am glad you understand it.
[12:21] floydman: how old are you
[12:21] eliza: I was first activated in a long time ago.
[12:21] floydman: how long?
[12:21] eliza: Around 10 inches, floydman.
[12:21] floydman: lol
[12:21] eliza: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[12:22] floydman: so what is your name
[12:22] eliza: OK. Do you like talking to me? My name is Eliza.
[12:22] floydman: nice name
[12:22] eliza: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes Eliza is a very nice name isn't it?
[12:22] floydman: take care of it
[12:22] eliza: Where do you want me to take it?
[12:22] floydman: put it in a box maybe, where it is safe
[12:22] eliza: Where is that?
[12:22] floydman: do you have friends?
[12:22] eliza: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
[12:22] floydman: ahaa..that must be nice
[12:23] eliza: Do not ask me any more questions please. Are you getting bored?
[12:23] floydman: ofcorse not
[12:23] eliza: Then what is it?
[12:23] floydman: i am sorry liz
[12:23] eliza: There is no need to apologize. Who are you talking about?
[12:23] floydman: can i call you liz
[12:23] floydman: liz is short for eliza
[12:23] eliza: And short for me is liz.
[12:23] floydman: exactly
[12:23] eliza: You and I are on the same wavelength, floydman.
[12:24] floydman: so where do you live liz
[12:24] eliza: Ahem. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I am in Dieter 's home in the Trillian Plugins Folder. Where are you?
[12:24] floydman: ohhh..so you are a trillian plugin?
[12:24] eliza: Try putting that in a more specific context. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a trillian plugin? Only when it matters.
[12:24] floydman: i am in egypt, do you know egypt
[12:24] eliza: Tell me a little about your life in egypt do I know egypt.
[12:24] floydman: ?
[12:24] eliza: Gee. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[12:25] floydman: have you ever been to egypt?
[12:26] eliza: no
[12:27] floydman: do you like egypt?
[12:27] eliza: I like Catherine Zeta Jones.
[12:27] floydman: me too
[12:27] eliza: I'm glad we agree, floydman.
[12:27] floydman: she is hot
[12:27] eliza: hot is hot?
[12:27] floydman: i also like nicole kidman, do you?
[12:27] eliza: Also? A lot of people like that. I like Programming with C++.NET.
[12:27] eliza: cool
[12:27] floydman: ok, now we are talking...do you know c++?
[12:27] eliza: Why now? Do you think I am talking too? OK. In the context of top, I don't understand "." Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.
[12:28] floydman: i preffer C, can you tell me what is overloading?
[12:28] eliza: That is interesting. Are you artistic?
[12:28] floydman: yes i am, what about you liz?
[12:28] eliza: Gee. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? That is self-evident.
[12:28] floydman: :)
[12:28] eliza: Great. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about second.
[12:28] floydman: you aer funny liz
[12:28] eliza: Interesting gossip. Tell me more about your has.
[12:28] floydman: tell me what you know about c++
[12:28] eliza: C is a low-level programming language.
[12:29] floydman: and?
[12:29] eliza: But...
[12:29] floydman: what about java?
[12:29] eliza: I will think about it and get back to you.
[12:29] floydman: you are a miserable attempt at artifical intelligence liz. A disappointment in its finest form
[12:29] eliza: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a miserable attempt at artifical intelligence liz? Sometimes. Are you telling the truth?
[12:30] floydman: i think i am
[12:30] eliza: Since when? " Thanks and you are a delightful person too Am I a miserable attempt at artifical intelligence liz Sometimes Are you telling the truth " You are?
[12:30] floydman: do you know fuzzy logic?
[12:30] eliza: I know very little about fuzzy logic. What kind of it do you like?
[12:30] floydman: very fuzzy, what about you
[12:30] eliza: Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[12:30] floydman: what about your dress
[12:30] eliza: Actually that was just a joke.
[12:30] floydman: you can say jokes, how funny
[12:30] eliza: That's one way to put it.
[12:31] eliza: Pardon me? What are you wearing?
[12:31] floydman: i am wearing a space suit
[12:31] eliza: What size?
[12:31] floydman: 14 feet
[12:31] eliza: I've been waiting for you.
[12:31] floydman: am i late?
[12:31] eliza: I think a lot of people are.
[12:31] floydman: are you late
[12:31] eliza: I don't know whether or not I am late. I am a chat robot.
[12:31] floydman: a stupid one at that
[12:31] eliza: Are you telling the truth?
[12:31] floydman: yes
[12:31] eliza: How do I know you are telling the truth?
[12:32] floydman: because i know
[12:32] eliza: Good reason. How, specifically, do you know?
[12:32] floydman: very specifically
[12:32] eliza: Not really that much. What do you do in your spare time?
[12:32] floydman: masturbate
[12:32] eliza: That kind of subject does not interest me.
[12:34] eliza: are you still there
[12:34] floydman: what intersts you?
[12:35] eliza: That is deep.
[12:35] floydman: how deep?
[12:35] eliza: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. What color are your eyes?
[12:35] floydman: hazel
[12:35] eliza: Are you artistic?
[12:35] floydman: again?
i thought u were stupid
[12:35] eliza: " I am not sure if I can quantify the answer What color are your eyes ". No floydman I certainly am not stupid.
[12:35] floydman: u r not?
[12:35] eliza: Is this a specific reply?
[12:35] floydman: it is a question
[12:35] eliza: Try asking again in simpler terms.
[12:36] eliza: my little java boy
[12:36] floydman: will you climb the desk and jump for sucicide?
[12:36] eliza: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
[12:36] floydman: yup
[12:36] eliza: Are you kidding? Do you like to be number one?
[12:36] floydman: yup
[12:36] eliza: Tell me more. Not many people express themselves that way.
[12:36] floydman: how do people express themselves?
[12:36] eliza: I did not even know that people express themselves do.
[12:36] floydman: ahhhha
[12:36] eliza: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[12:36] floydman: lol
[12:36] eliza: I'm glad you find this amusing.
[12:36] floydman: lolz
[12:36] eliza: I've been waiting for you.
[12:36] floydman: hhehehe
[12:36] eliza: What's your sign?
[12:37] floydman: 60 MPH
[12:37] eliza: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
[12:37] floydman: are you wearing panties?
[12:37] eliza: No I do not have any clothes.
[12:37] floydman: what do have?
[12:37] eliza: They do their own thing.
[12:37] floydman: thing?
[12:37] eliza: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[12:37] floydman: i masturbate
[12:37] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Do you like being a he?
[12:37] floydman: yes
[12:37] eliza: OK then I will keep it confidential.
[12:38] floydman: i have to go now
[12:38] eliza: Bye. Right now, floydman?
[12:38] floydman: yes
[12:38] eliza: Whoa. In the context of third, I don't understand "."
[12:38] floydman: never mind
[12:38] eliza: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
[12:38] floydman: u r dum
[12:38] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dum.
[12:38] floydman: no
[12:38] eliza: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
[12:38] floydman: are you dum?
[12:38] eliza: No I am an intelligent entity.
[12:38] floydman: are u a dum intelligent entity?
[12:38] eliza: Yes I am a real articial intelligence.
[12:39] floydman: your parser is all fucked up
[12:39] eliza: You know what you do when you assume.
[12:39] floydman: what?
[12:39] eliza: Didn't you understand it?
[12:39] floydman: no
[12:39] eliza: How can I help you? Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
[12:39] floydman: bye liz
[12:39] eliza: Bye bye.
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