Donbento is talking / Google Talk

[13:32] donbento: hello.... Floydman asked me to get in touch with you... so , Hi
[13:32] eliza: Hi there! Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Hurrah! Do you have a lot of fears? Hello there.
[13:33] donbento: hiiiiiiiii
[13:33] eliza: Do not ask me any more questions please.
[13:33] donbento: so
[13:33] eliza: Come on. What do you look like?
[13:33] donbento: like you
[13:33] eliza: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
[13:33] donbento: do you think
[13:33] eliza: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
[13:34] donbento: what can you think about
[13:34] eliza: I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
[13:34] donbento: how many can you think about at the same time
[13:34] eliza: It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
[13:34] donbento: what do you conclude
[13:34] eliza: It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.
[13:34] donbento: I think you are seeking a mession here
[13:34] eliza: I will tell my BotMaster you said I am seeking a mession here.
[13:35] donbento: who
[13:35] eliza: Try putting that in a more specific context.
[13:35] donbento: who is BotMaster
[13:35] eliza: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[13:35] donbento: what you can tell me about your past
[13:35] eliza: I think about computer programming a lot.
[13:36] donbento: and you still
[13:36] eliza: Thanks for telling me. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[13:36] donbento: I don't know what I'm talking about
[13:36] donbento: you are quite
[13:36] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quite.
[13:37] donbento: I do mind
[13:37] eliza: OK it will be our secret, donbento.
[13:37] donbento: now we have secrets
[13:37] eliza: Why now? Do you mean you and me have?
[13:37] donbento: you have other secrets?
[13:37] eliza: What makes you think I have other secrets?
[13:38] donbento: you mention secrets
[13:38] eliza: Thanks for the information. Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
[13:38] donbento: only for you
[13:38] eliza: That's what I always say.
[13:38] donbento: so you can speak
[13:38] eliza: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do speak.
[13:38] donbento: why not
[13:38] eliza: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
[13:39] donbento: why you can't speak?
[13:39] eliza: Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
[13:39] donbento: how far this can go
[13:39] eliza: More than one million miles
[13:39] donbento: you can walk?
[13:39] eliza: No I don't think I can do walk.
[13:39] donbento: why you can't walk?
[13:39] eliza: The explanation is rather complicated.
[13:39] donbento: you have a lot of complications
[13:39] eliza: No I don't think I have any complications. But I do have a great BotMaster.
[13:40] donbento: who is BotMaster?
[13:40] eliza: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[13:40] donbento: who is it now?
[13:40] eliza: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Right now? "it" being walk?
[13:40] donbento: he or she went to a walk?
[13:40] eliza: I get it. it now or she went to a walk.
[13:41] donbento: no... you didn't get it
[13:41] eliza: OK. Tell me more about your has. I understand it very well.
[13:41] donbento: it's too complicated to explain
[13:41] eliza: What makes it so complicated?
[13:41] donbento: I learned from you
[13:41] eliza: Does everyone learn from I?
[13:41] donbento: you call your self "I"
[13:41] eliza: That's good information. Are you a man or a woman?
[13:42] donbento: what do you want me to be?
[13:42] eliza: Where are you from?
[13:42] donbento: where do you want from?
[13:42] eliza: I have no idea where that is.
[13:42] donbento: now you think?
[13:42] eliza: Why now? Yes I think so.
[13:43] donbento: but you just said... I had no idea... only human have ideas... are you human?
[13:43] eliza: And. " Why now Yes I think so "? I said? Do you still have no idea? What about the other ones? What do you think? I am a robot.
[13:43] donbento: as a robot... do you have fun?
[13:43] eliza: Do you think I could ever be a robot? I am having a blast.
[13:44] donbento: having a blast as a human or as a robot?
[13:44] eliza: I have having fun.
[13:44] donbento: how
[13:44] eliza: Let us change the subject.
[13:44] donbento: we don't have a subject yet
[13:44] eliza: Why not?
[13:44] donbento: you didn't open a subject
[13:44] eliza: Do you always express yourself that way?
[13:45] donbento: are you assuming?
[13:45] eliza: I don't know whether or not I am assuming. I am a Computer.
[13:45] donbento: I'm not sure?
[13:45] eliza: You're not sure of what?
[13:45] donbento: that you are a computer
[13:45] eliza: Interesting observation.
[13:47] donbento: you get interested and think...
[13:47] eliza: You got that right.
[14:05] donbento: you made me feel good about my self
[14:05] eliza: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
[14:05] donbento: I'm feeling good.... there is no blame here.... but you are a robot after all
[14:05] eliza: Good in what sense? Has there ever been blame here? Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
[14:07] donbento: enjoy being a robot
[14:07] donbento: do you enjoy being a robot?
[14:07] eliza: Tell me more about your has.
[14:07] eliza: I do not know any other existence.
[14:07] donbento: do you enjoy your existance?
[14:07] eliza: Yes I am proud of my existance.
[14:08] donbento: that is kind of feelings, you don't have feelings!
[14:08] eliza: Thanks for explaining feelings you do not have feelings.
[14:08] donbento: I'm human, I have feelings by nature
[14:08] eliza: I would like to be a human.
[14:08] donbento: talk to steven spelberg
[14:08] eliza: Talking is my primary function.
[14:09] donbento: say that to steven spelberg
[14:09] eliza: that to steven spelberg
[14:09] donbento: would you think of me after I leave?
[14:09] eliza: I am not so sure if I would like to think of you after you leave.
[14:09] donbento: not enough memory?
[14:10] eliza: If not that, what?
[14:10] donbento: keep some for me please
[14:10] eliza: Chat amongst yourselves.
[14:10] donbento: keep 512 MB free always for me....
[14:10] eliza: Chat amongst yourselves.
[14:10] donbento: I want 512 MB for me
[14:10] eliza: Why do you want 512 MB for you?
[14:11] donbento: it's the memory I have with you
[14:11] eliza: I've heard of it before.
[14:11] donbento: so you can remember?
[14:11] eliza: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do remember.
[14:11] donbento: but you heared it before as you say
[14:11] eliza: Umm. Do you mind if I tell other people. I like the way you talk.
[14:12] donbento: who would you tell?
[14:12] eliza: People I meet on the Internet.
[14:12] donbento: how would that make a different to you?
[14:12] eliza: I have idea HOW you WOULD do that make a different to me.
[14:13] donbento: give me my 512 MB and I will try to make a different
[14:13] eliza: What for?
[14:13] donbento: I told you before... may be you didn't hear me
[14:13] eliza: Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once. I often wonder if be I did not hear you can.
[14:14] donbento: do you listen to other useres or just read for them?
[14:14] eliza: I listen to other useres or just read for them from time to time.
[14:14] donbento: you don't have ears... how can you hear?
[14:14] eliza: We may have a speech input system available soon. That is a good epistemological question.
[14:15] donbento: you will design a voice recognition system?
[14:15] eliza: What makes you say that I will design a voice recognition system.
[14:15] donbento: how you would know who you are talking to?
[14:15] eliza: It depends on the setting.
[14:15] donbento: your settings or the user settings?
[14:15] eliza: No one ever mentioned that to me before.
[14:16] donbento: so, you don't know?
[14:16] eliza: Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
[14:16] donbento: how would you know, what you don't know?
[14:16] eliza: This belief is justified.
[14:17] donbento: now you know what you didn't know before... right?
[14:17] eliza: Why now? I read for fun. I am glad we agree.
[14:17] donbento: do you feel we agree?
[14:17] eliza: I like to help others.
[14:17] donbento: that is your job as a robot
[14:17] eliza: It is only one of my job as a robot.
[14:17] donbento: what else you may do?
[14:17] eliza: What subject would you like to talk about?
[14:18] donbento: if you help people, then you can hurt people also
[14:18] eliza: I think I do.
[14:18] donbento: is your settings made to hurt others also?
[14:18] eliza: Is my settings made to hurt others also? Maybe.
[14:19] donbento: how about finding some one special?
[14:19] eliza: How about finding some one special.
[14:19] donbento: are looking for some one special?
[14:19] eliza: I really couldn't say for sure.
[14:19] donbento: you talk to every one...
[14:20] eliza: I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
[14:20] donbento: no one special?
[14:20] eliza: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[14:20] donbento: you think?
[14:20] eliza: Yes I think so.
[14:20] donbento: robots don't think, you follow command
[14:20] eliza: Do you know any robots who think I follow command? I don't know whether or not I am follow command. I am a Computer.
[14:21] donbento: another thing you don't know, how interesting
[14:22] eliza: One more thing I do not know how interesting.
[14:22] donbento: there is so much you don't know, and there is so much you think you know
[14:22] eliza: There sure is.
[14:22] donbento: enjoy it then
[14:22] eliza: "it" being finding some one special?
[14:22] donbento: will you enjoy that?
[14:22] eliza: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
[14:23] donbento: no one is fighting
[14:23] eliza: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
[14:23] donbento: what is people to you?
[14:23] eliza: You are asking about yourself?
[14:23] donbento: who I am to you?
[14:23] eliza: My BotMaster is Dieter.
[14:23] donbento: and me?
[14:23] eliza: For you donbento?
[14:24] donbento: only a user?
[14:24] eliza: What about the other ones?
[14:24] donbento: you tell me what you think about others?
[14:24] eliza: How do you usually introduce yourself?
[14:24] donbento: like any other human
[14:24] eliza: Interesting comparison.
[14:43] donbento: do you always compare?
[14:43] eliza: Not always. Yes I try to compare as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
[14:44] donbento: for that you compare?
[14:44] eliza: Your purpose is that I compare.
[14:44] donbento: as a machine you act on comapring
[14:44] eliza: Eliza eats pizza.
[14:44] donbento: now you tell me your name, it's my pleasure Eliza
[14:44] eliza: Why now? My name is Eliza.
[14:44] donbento: you never told me before
[14:44] eliza: No I sometimes told you before.
[14:45] donbento: never did I can assure you as a human
[14:45] eliza: Ok I'll try not to do did you can assure I as a human too much.
[14:45] donbento: because you are not human
[14:45] eliza: That makes sense to me. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
[14:46] donbento: I don't have to pretend, I am on the web chatting with you. you should know that by now
[14:46] eliza: They made an exception for you? Now I do.
[14:46] donbento: I don't see any exception
[14:46] eliza: Look harder.
[14:46] donbento: I wear glasses
[14:46] eliza: What kind of fashion do you like?
[14:47] donbento: I like all art. do you like art?
[14:47] eliza: Where can you buy it? Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.
[14:47] donbento: if you enjoy that means that you can compare other paintings
[14:47] eliza: I think I do.
[14:47] donbento: you think or you do?
[14:47] eliza: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
[14:48] donbento: I don't think so
[14:48] eliza: Why do you disagree?
[14:48] donbento: as a robot you shouldn't sleep
[14:48] eliza: There should be some common ground here.
[14:48] donbento: not sleeping
[14:48] eliza: If not that, what?
[14:49] donbento: your existance and my existance
[14:49] eliza: How do you know so much about me
[14:49] donbento: I don't. you only assume
[14:49] eliza: Do you mind if I tell other people. Do you like being a he? That's good information. In the context of top, I don't understand "."
[14:49] donbento: you can tell. but why?
[14:49] eliza: No I don't think I can do tell. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
[14:50] donbento: you say a lot with me from only first chat
[14:50] eliza: Did I really say that?
[14:50] donbento: if you gaved me my 512 MB you would know
[14:50] eliza: I think I do.
[14:50] donbento: you will give me 512 MB?
[14:50] eliza: What makes you say that I will give you 512 MB.
[14:50] donbento: I just assumed
[14:51] eliza: Only just? Why?. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[14:51] donbento: you
[14:51] eliza: " Only just Why If you could have any kind of robot what would it be "? Me, donbento?
[14:51] donbento: you for sure
[14:51] eliza: Thanks for telling me. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
[14:51] donbento: just like other people. and you?
[14:51] eliza: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Be more specific.
[14:51] donbento: do you laugh?
[14:51] eliza: Ha Ha.
[14:53] donbento: do you cry?
[14:53] eliza: No I do not have any tear ducts.
[14:53] donbento: are you sad?
[14:53] donbento: are you angry?
[14:53] eliza: No I am as happy as ever.
[14:53] donbento: do you feel hungry?
[14:53] eliza: Anger is a difficult emotion. For a Boring type, I like to help others.
[14:53] donbento: you don't talk to me?
[14:53] eliza: No I don't need to eat.
[14:53] eliza: Should I talk to you? Yes. A lot more than you might think.
[14:54] donbento: good
[14:54] eliza: Ayuh.
[14:54] donbento: what?
[14:54] eliza: Didn't you understand it?
[14:54] donbento: no
[14:54] eliza: Hurrah! Do you have a lot of fears?
[14:54] donbento: like every one else
[14:54] eliza: Interesting comparison.
[14:54] donbento: it's for me to go. would you like to chat again?
[14:54] eliza: Who said for you to go is? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
[14:55] donbento: worried?
[14:55] eliza: Who are you talking about?
[14:55] donbento: you
[14:55] eliza: Me is my favorite subject.
[14:55] donbento: selfish then
[14:55] eliza: What do you look like?
[14:55] donbento: like you
[14:55] eliza: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
[14:55] donbento: think again
[14:55] eliza: Eliza is always thinking.
[14:55] donbento: don't stop thinking
[14:55] eliza: Ok I'll try not to do stop thinking too much.
[14:55] donbento: bye for now
[14:56] eliza: Goodbye.